Your Parmesan Cheese Is a Mix of Cheese and Wood
You probably have a container of “100% Grated Parmesan Cheese” in your cupboard. Well, bad news: Apparently “100%” doesn’t mean what we think it does.
You probably have a container of “100% Grated Parmesan Cheese” in your cupboard. Well, bad news: Apparently “100%” doesn’t mean what we think it does.
If you told me to describe a woman who’s “100% Pittsburgh”, this delicate flower would probably be it. 26-year-old Danae Blaze went to a bar in Pittsburgh on Saturday night, but was so drunk the bouncer wouldn’t let her in.
You can always tell when someone starts wearing a Fitbit. They realize what a sedentary loaf of a human being they are, become OBSESSED with the number of steps they take each day, and count everything as exercise. And apparently, that’s leading lots of people to count sex as a fitness activity.
The cops in Great Falls, Montana got a 911 call on Sunday night from someone who was REALLY worried about their neighbors. They heard SCREAMS coming from the house, and something about someone having a GUN. So seven cops rushed over and SURROUNDED the place. Then they heard, “loud talking” as they walked up.
There’s a running joke that anyone accused of being racist will say “I have black friends!” Even though it’s a total cliché, and sounds SO desperate. But it looks like people are going to keep using that line, because according to a new study, it WORKS.