This sounds like a perfect case for Encyclopedia Brown. A 44-year-old thief in Germany broke into a kindergarten classroom back in April, and stole a strange assortment of things, including: A laptop, picture books, cups and glasses, some fish sticks, and pasta. (???)
Do you ever have a moment that makes you feel like you’re in a horror movie?
Some people collect classic things like stamps, coins, comic books, and music, but if you’ve watched those TV shows about hoarding and storage units, you know people also have some strange obsessions.
There are stupid criminals, and there are stupid wrinkles in the criminal justice system. And the latter definitely applies here.
It may seem like a good idea to commit a robbery at a business when the power is out. There’s a chance the security system is down, and even if the cameras are still working, it’ll be dark.
