The universe DEFINITELY wants this guy to be alive, even though it has a twisted way of showing it. A man lost control of his SUV in Malibu, California on Saturday afternoon. He crashed through a guardrail and the SUV wound up hanging halfway off a CLIFF.
Somehow, he managed to get out safely. But he was disoriented and wandered into the road, where he was promptly hit by a bus.
Amazingly, he survived THAT too, and was taken to the hospital with minor injuries.
(Here are a few photos of his SUV on the cliff.)