One way or another, this woman was ending her night in handcuffs. 47-year-old Renee White went to a Walmart in Clearwater, Florida on Thursday afternoon and started shoving stuff in her purse. She stole a USB cable, a cartridge of printer ink, and a pair of handcuffs.
The cuffs she stole were listed on the police report at $3.97. The only cuffs Walmart sells for around that price are their pink “Bachelorette Furry Wrist Cuffs.” Hot.
But a security guard spotted Renee shoplifting and called the cops. They showed up to arrest her, and she was handcuffed, in real UN-FURRY police handcuffs. Then they took her to jail for misdemeanor retail theft.
(Here’s her mugshot)
