Two trucks collided in Florida yesterday and, in the process, they somehow recreated the food and drink options at every one of my parties until I turned 28. 29-year-old Zachary Basinger was driving a truck for Frito-Lay on a freeway in Brevard County, Florida around 3:30 A.M. yesterday, and he decided to pull over and stop on the shoulder.
Meanwhile, 54-year-old Roberto Rodriguez was also driving a truck on that freeway, for Anheuser-Busch. And he was trying to change lanes, but had to swerve quickly because of another car on the road.
His truck SLAMMED into Zachary’s, and their cargo spilled everywhere. The freeway was covered in bags of Doritos and Cheetos, and cans of Busch Light.
Fortunately, neither of them was seriously hurt, but Roberto got a ticket for failing to maintain a single lane. The freeway was shut down for three hours to clean up the mess.
(Here are a couple photos of the snack carnage.)
