Police might need to bring in “all the king’s horses” to consult on this one . . .
Cops in Cape May, New Jersey are looking for two idiots who stole an iconic HUMPTY DUMPTY statue from a miniature golf course last Sunday. (Cape May is about 40 miles south of Atlantic City.)
It happened at four o’clock in the morning, and alcohol may have been a factor. A few different security cameras got them on video, and it looks like at least one of them was walking with a beer.
They scaled a fence at a place called Ocean Putt Miniature Golf, and ripped Humpty off his wall. He’s the main feature on the 14th hole. (Here’s a photo of what he normally looks like.)
Last we heard, cops still hadn’t tracked them down. But the good news is it looks like the mini golf place WILL be able to put Humpty together again. The guys who took him left him outside another property a few doors down.
(Here’s a photo.)
