A post on Threads is going viral after a lady asked “What’s something you didn’t learn the truth about until an embarrassingly long later time in life?” And people are jumping in with hilarious confessions. Here are some of the best responses:
1. “I thought the person who read the ‘disclaimer’ during commercials just talked super fast, then realized they just sped the audio up.”
2. “The little piggy who went to market wasn’t going grocery shopping.”
3. “I thought McGraw Hill textbooks were made by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill.”
4. “I thought Elton John was blind because of those wild sunglasses.”
5. “When you’re told not to operate heave machinery with certain medications, they mean cars. I always assumed bulldozers.”
6. “I thought the Mount Rushmore faces occurred naturally by coincidence. Can’t believe I just admitted that.”
7. “I thought Jimmy Buffett and Warren Buffett were the same person, and he’d just got really rich off the margarita song.”
8. “I’m afraid I still don’t know what RSVP means, respond soon very ‘portant?” (It’s from the French phrase “Répondez S’il Vous Plaît,” which translates to “respond, if it pleases you,” or “please respond”.)
9. “I thought every song played on the radio was being played live in the radio station.”
10. And, “Apparently, narwhals are real?”
11. I thought it was strange there were drink holders in cars, since you weren’t supposed to “Drink and Drive.
12. As a kid I thought Feat was a artist of rapper as in “Fat Joe Feat Ashanti”, then I realized it meant “Featuring.”
13. As a kid I thought the “best before” date on packages was just companies bragging about being the best until some other company became better.
(Buzzfeed)
