Some people might say it’s IMPOSSIBLE for a Chick-fil-A Valentine’s Day meal to go badly. But this shows it definitely can.
A 27-year-old man in Florida named Theodore Anderson was enjoying a fancy Chick-fil-A Valentine’s Day dinner with his girlfriend at their home. But then they started ARGUING over infidelity. It’s unclear who allegedly did what.
Theodore was angry, and threw a Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwich at the woman’s head. She’s fine. No concussion protocol or anything. He also chucked a “Styrofoam cup of blue Powerade” at her.
She called the cops, and when they showed up, she was still drenched in blue Powerade. The sandwich was not collected as evidence.
Theodore was arrested for domestic battery. Sadly, the woman told police that she had been battered by him “several times in the past.”
(Here’s Theodore’s mugshot.)
