If this guy just showered like a semi-normal person, we wouldn’t be talking about him. But his filthiness is our gain. A 37-year-old guy in Orange City, Florida named Michael Blevins was cleaning his gun on Thursday, when he accidentally SHOT HIMSELF. He took one in the arm, but somehow he didn’t realize it, he thinks maybe it’s because he was on painkillers from a back injury.
And Michael still didn’t notice the bullet hole in his arm until THREE DAYS later, when he finally took off his shirt. Yeah, apparently this guy hadn’t changed or showered for THAT long.
So he went to the hospital, where they told him the wound was healing nicely and he was fine. But the hospital called the cops, which they always do when someone shows up with a bullet wound, and Michael had to explain to them what happened.
But he’s not facing any charges.
