I’m going to go out on a limb and say you don’t like paying taxes. It’s okay, I won’t tell Bernie Sanders on you. So, what’s it worth to you to NEVER pay them again? A new survey asked people what they’d be willing to do for a tax-free future. Here are the results:
1. Get an “IRS” tattoo, 27% would do it.
2. Move to a different country, 16%.
3. Clean the toilets at Chipotle for three years, 11%.
4. Stop talking for six months, 10%.
5. Name your first-born child “Taxes,” 8%.
6. Sell a kidney, 6%.
7. Assuming you’d get away with it, murder someone, 4%.
8. Spend a year in prison, 4%.
The survey also asked people what they’d rather do than work on their taxes. Here are those answers:
1. Do the laundry, 77%.
2. Cut the grass, 60%.
3. Teach your kids how to budget, 48%.
4. Cook Thanksgiving dinner for your in-laws, 47%.
5. Paint your house, 45%.
6. Change a baby’s diaper, 43%.
7. Talk to your kids about sex, 35%.
8. Fold 100 fitted sheets, 32%.
9. Miss a connecting flight, 23%.
10. Spend the night in jail, 13%.
11. Break your arm, 8%.
And finally, 5.7% of people say they’ve already given up and they’re planning on paying their taxes after Tax Day.
