A 26-year-old woman was caught shoplifting from a Walmart in Blackman Township, Michigan around 2:30 in the morning on Monday. Her name hasn’t been released, but she’d already walked out of the store when security stopped her.
And she tried to prove she WASN’T shoplifting by pulling her shirt up, and taking her PANTS off, so they’d see she didn’t have anything on her. Which was true.
But she probably should have realized she was getting semi-naked for no reason, because she’d also pushed a full SHOPPING CART of stolen stuff outside. Then when they tried to stop her from leaving, she bit an employee’s arm and punched them in the face.
She’s facing charges for assault, malicious destruction of property, unarmed robbery, and indecent exposure.
