52-year-old Gabriel Orozco called 911 in Woodland, California last week, and told the cops he’d been CARJACKED. He said the carjacker made him drive about 20 miles from Sacramento to Woodland, but Gabriel escaped when the guy fell asleep.
So cops swarmed to the scene, and looked through the window of Gabriel’s car to see the carjacker. And it turned out to be, a SWEATSHIRT and a bucket of TOOLS.
Once THAT mystery was solved, they turned their attention to Gabriel, to figure out why he’d confused his sweatshirt and bucket for a man. And they quickly realized it was because he was just super HIGH. They didn’t say what he was high on, but it was clearly pretty strong.
He was arrested for driving under the influence. The sweatshirt wasn’t charged. HEY-YO!
