Everyone’s dad is different, but no matter how awesome or how NOT awesome your dad is, there’s a good chance he enjoys “DAD JOKES,” because, I don’t know, don’t they all?
Someone asked the internet, “What joke will your dad just NOT let go of?” And there are some fun responses . . .
1. “If anyone says, ‘I have a question’, my dad always responds, ‘Does it involve a woodchuck?'”
2. “Do you have holes in your socks?” No. “Then how do you put them on?”
3. “Any time someone says ‘See you later,’ he says ‘Thanks for the warning.'”
4. “Every time I ask him where one of my brothers is, he responds, ‘Oh [crap]! I forgot him,’ and won’t tell me where they actually are. Every. Single. Time.”
5. “Dad, can you make me breakfast?” “Abracadabra, you’re breakfast!”
6. “When paying with a credit card, every time he says: ‘Hope it works, we just found it in the parking lot.'”
7. “I am more pissed off than a piano player in a marching band.”
8. “Whenever a server comes by after a meal: ‘Do you wanna box for the burger?’ ‘No, but I’ll wrestle you for the fries.'”
9. New Year’s jokes: “Happy New Year! Wow, I’m so tired. I haven’t slept all year!” Or, the next day, “Time for a shower, kids! You haven’t bathed all year!”
10. Whenever someone blows their nose: “You think it’s a cold, but it’s snot.”
11. “How many beans are in a can of beans?” “239. If there were one more it would be ‘too farty!'”
12. A young guy said that every time he brings a girl home, his dad “introduces himself,” with this joke: “What kind of bees make milk?” “BOOBIES!”
13. Someone said, “My dad is Chinese and any time he shows someone how to do something easier he calls it an ‘ancient Chinese secret.'”
14. “Whenever someone says they’re going to go take a shower, my dad’s response is, ‘Be sure to put it back when you’re done!'”
15. (Careful) One person said their father is totally cool repeatedly using this naughty play on words: “Is it a jacket ON day? Or a jacket OFF day?”
