This guy shouldn’t HAVE to change his name. But at this point, he must be thinking about it . . .
There are LOTS of new parents out there trying to come up with a UNIQUE name for their baby. So what happens if you come up with that perfect, one-of-a-kind name . . . and then, all of a sudden, it gets popular?
Here’s some free advice for any pregnant ladies out there. Once you hit your third trimester, think about hanging out near fast food joints. Because you could set your kid up for LIFE like these people did . . .
If you weren’t convinced you were an OLD PERSON before, this should pretty much seal it.