A guy in Portland, Oregon went to a pet store on Friday afternoon, and stole a two-foot-long ball PYTHON, by shoving it down his PANTS.
36-year-old Steve Coley Jr. of Port Richey, Florida went into a Bank of America last week and demanded money. As far as we know, he didn’t have a weapon. But bank tellers are trained to just hand over money, no questions asked. So Steve got his cash and left.
Here’s a question: If you were super rich, could you buy EVERY existing combination of numbers and guarantee a win? The answer is yes, but it’s a terrible idea.
This is a nice, all-American throwback crime that sounds like it happened in 1840s Iowa, not today. 53-year-old Tyrone Gardner of Ludington, Michigan was grilling some chicken a few years ago, and walked away for a few minutes. When he got back, one of the pieces of chicken was MISSING.
There’s a town in upstate New York called Whitesboro. And their official town seal seems just a LITTLE outdated. It’s a picture of a white settler CHOKING a Native American.