Firefighters Rush to a Fire, But It’s Just a Random Dude Juggling Flaming Batons
I guess it’s good to see that 2016 is bringing out the weirdos and lunatics just as strong as last year. Firefighters in Fort Worth, Texas got a 911 call a few days ago about a fire on the eighth floor of an abandoned grain elevator. So they rushed to the scene to put it out.
What Would You Like to Be Reincarnated As?
Spoiler alert, eventually you’re going to die. Sorry to ruin your Wednesday. But let’s say REINCARNATION is real, and you get to pick what you can come back as. What do you go with? A new survey by “60 Minutes” and “Vanity Fair” asked people that question. Here are the top four things people said.
A Drunk Driver Ate Chicken Wings While She Led Cops on a Chase
This happened last month, but the info just came out now. And since I’m hungry right now, and a little drunk, it really resonated with me. 57-year-old Judith Knight was at a sports bar in Brunswick Hills, Ohio a few weeks ago, watching the Cleveland Browns. And naturally, that drove her to drink. It didn’t stop her from trying to drive home though.
The Seven Strangest Things Vets Have Removed From Dogs’ Stomachs
If your dog is like my dog, he’ll eat ANYTHING. And then you let him kiss your mouth. So when you think about it, who’s REALLY more disgusting, you or him? A new survey asked veterinarians what’s the strangest thing they’ve ever removed from a dog’s stomach. Here are our seven favorites.
The Top 10 First World Problems
We’re VERY lucky that we get to deal with first world problems. I mean, yeah, we totally lack any sense of perspective or self-awareness. But in a global way, we’re lucky to have ’em. A new survey found the most common first world problems. Here are the top 10:
1. Having a runny nose.