This guy set out to prove he wasn’t a loser. And wow, did he fail miserably. 20-year-old Scout Hodge of Austin, Texas was in a bad mood last week, because he’d been thinking about two things: One, complex geopolitical politics. And two, whether people thought he was a LOSER.
This guy forgot the one unforgettable rule of any drunk Taco Bell run: Actually getting the food. So we KNOW he was way too drunk to be driving. 25-year-old John Hopwood of Gainesville, Florida was driving drunk on Thursday night, and went through the Taco Bell drive thru.
I figured you should hear this story once, since this guy is going to hear about it every single day for the rest of his life. A guy named Walter from Argentina went on a trip to Brazil with his wife Claudia and their 14-year-old son last week. And as they were driving home, they stopped at a gas station to fill up. And Claudia got out to buy some cookies.
If you’re going to play a board game at work, pick one where the goal ISN’T to be as offensive as possible. Like Yahtzee. Nobody’s ever been offended by Yahtzee. Seven employees at the CBS station in Toledo, Ohio were stuck working over New Year’s weekend. So they passed the time by playing Cards Against Humanity.
This might be the first time a person ever got arrested for stealing their own bodily fluids. 30-year-old Ernest Akins of Lawrenceburg, Kentucky was pulled over last March for drunk driving. And a judge ordered him to submit his urine for drug tests once a month as part of his probation.
